Pie and sometimes more.

Currently selling bouquets for FIVE lousy bucks! They're beautiful, field grown and organic. No shipping available. Delivery possible/ negotiable. Email brokenbarn@gmail.com if interested and I will get back to you first thing in the morning, sometimes sooner.

To learn more, and buy a pie, visit the Broken Barn, Ink Store.*

*No pies available at this time- apples aren't in yet. We'll keep you updated.

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Epiphany


If anyone owns an Upland brand woodstove, contact me. I have discovered a radical counter-intuitive way to make this thing work like a jet engine, even when you're down to just a few coals, and all you have left in the woodbox is the dreaded "big round".

This isn't our stove, but it's exactly like it, except we have a cooler handle, and ours is deployed.

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Snooki'd!

I think Tiger Woods did it.

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Snooki in his face

Snooki gets face damage.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Beneath the Surface of Google Wave

Google Wave. It seems a bit stupid and obvious right now. I can already do all this.


But taking a closer look, I can see that this is going to get more and more useful. Let's start with the logo.
It's a wave in the shape of a W. But there's more to it than that. The logo actually reflects the structure of the application.

Google Wave will succeed because it fulfills a need we're already feeding. And because its basic structure is self referential. These kind of structures are strong and adaptable.

Fractal structures succeed at every level of reality, and there is reason to believe they are reality.


Saturday, November 28, 2009

The Garden in November



Most people think the typical gardener slows down and takes it easy during the winter months. Not true! There are still many tasks to complete, and spring planning is already underway.

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Tim

Friday, October 30, 2009

Refresh, Refresh

I want to see it again.

Google changed.

Holy motherfarking flying monkeys on a stick, Batman. Google fades in now.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

A secret win for birds

This man just got chicken rolled. His bird sanctuary is about to get some extra attention, and hopefully some extra donations for the busy holiday season. I mean, who doesn't want one of these in their stocking on Xmas morning?

Click either picture to see the free publicity that Broken Barn Industries obtained for the Berkshire Bird Paradise Sanctuary.


I don't know if they'll figure out where all the extra web traffic came from. And we don't know anyone there, so we have no way of knowing how many extra checks they might get in the mail. But let's just assume that BBI's secret charity plan is a complete success.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

He's gonna be in a movie.

Gnarly and Me.

Saturday, October 10, 2009

I Need Help


I'm not kidding. Like the writer of this article, I am looking for a way to preserve bananas. Intact. Ideas, please! I will post experiments. And eventually I'll explain.

Why?

Does this happen in California and not here in MY hometown?! Man, I love banana museum site.

They are playing Stems and Stumps. I want IN, man.

No discussion of bananas would be complete without...

Also

Omg I wanna shop here. I freakin' love bananas!

This is not mine.

I was innocently researching petrified bananas and found this pic here. How does that qualify as petrified? Wtf? Anyway, I have my reasons for researching petrified bananas. I do not have to explain, justify or defend.

Speaking of birds...

I've been to Berkshire Bird Paradise. That's Peter Dubacher (the owner) on the left and our state wildlife pathologist, Ward Stone on the right. What Peter does is awesome- awesome enough for the New York Times (see here). If you really like birds, send him money! If you don't like birds a whole lot, at least thumbs up him on stumble or something- he needs more exposure. Kthx!

Today's Field Trip

Today we went to Muddyduck Waterfowl Breeding Center. That sounds fancy, yes? It wasn't and I've been to other bird places that aren't either. It probably started with one broken duck. The guy fixed it, thought, "Hey! I'm good at ducks!" and next thing you know, his acreage is filled with netting, kiddie pools, fences and various ducks. We forgot to bring the camera so I can't show you the two most important things we saw. One was a dead fox right outside of a duck's pen. I dunno if he got shot or if the duck killed him, but I do know that I came within inches of stepping on it before I saw it. Skeevy! The other thing is that since this is a non-profit Duck World, the guy has to use whatever he can get his hands on to keep his ducks happy. That included a hot tub, sans heat. He must have scored a free one from craigslist or something. He buried it to the rim and turned it into a little duck pond. Left the faucets and tap on. Surreal Duck World. You can give them money. The have a wood duck house. You put money in the hole. It says your contribution is tax de-duck-tible!

PS: There are ticks at Duck World. I found out cuz we had to pull over so I could fling one off my shirt.

PSS: We also almost got rear-ended pulling into Duck World. Fuck you, tailgating jerk in your stupid pickup truck.

PSSS: This spring, two St. Bernards invaded and killed 170 waterfowl. I did not make that up. Article here. We got the updated story while we were there. Those two dogs got loose again. Animal Control caught them and the owner surrendered them. No more dead ducks- yay!

Friday, October 9, 2009

Yay, internets!


We just got power back last night after about 24 hours. I was so excited to get back online only to find that it's actually pretty boring. We're all so used to boring now that we don't even realize it's boring. But having no electricity is even more boring. We had to do things like play cards by candlelight and go to bed early.

Not boring: having an excuse to use my Primus one burner to make coffee outside. That stove is Swedish AND, "The original Primus stove was celebrated on a Swedish stamp in 1984." That's how bad ass my stove is. It has its own stamp.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

My Boy Workin' It

Monday, October 5, 2009

Rant + Good Glove Rave

These are the absolute best garden gloves in existence, bar none. They're really thin so you can get a good feel for stuff but also super tough. I need new ones. Did my old ones break? No. A Girl Scout stole them. I volunteered to host Girl Scouts in the garden. Only one showed up and she was squeamish about dirt, so I let her use my good gloves. Now, I don't think she stole them on purpose. I think she forgot to take them off when she was leaving. What elevates it to stealing is the fact that her mom was with her, knows how to contact me and knows where I live. She has not returned my gloves. I thought Girl Scouts were supposed to have some fucking values. Seriously. Grrr.

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