I didn't solve Britney, but I invented the iPhone.

Now Apple can send me a cease & desist. To be fair, my iNKphone is not like an iPhone because it encompasses your entire online presence in a simple dashboard interface, including voice, email, web, chat, blog, text, mood, contact management, terrestrial and satellite radio & video, mp3, dvr, rss feeds, unlimited storage, real time weather, gps with mapping, etc. It is all things to all people. And nobody on the Today Show already said it. So far as I know.