Jailed

Jack and Buddy live with CG.  Jack is a mini-Monster.  When he gets out of hand, CG puts him in his crate till he chills out.  Buddy just likes to hang out in there whether Jack is in house or not.  Unfortunately, this time Buddy got thrown in for Jack's crimes.  He looks real distressed, huh?

Jack and Buddy

Guest Bouquet of the Day

Summah!

(Thanks, CG!)

I Got a New Fern!

Northern Maidenhair Fern

My friend CG has these mixed in with her regular ferns.  Last time I visited her, she was nice enough to pull one for me but warned me over and over that they're way more sensitive than regular ferns and to get it in the ground right away.  I did, AND I gave it a massive dose of moist ol' compost plus a gallon of water and lookee here- not a bit of wilt!  Isn't it beautiful?

Mission Accomplished!

Appliances are ugly so I have decided to start a new decorating trend. I will be putting floral swags on all of them and I think you should too.  Okay, not really.  Remember how I said I had a bunch of flowers left over in my buckets?  Well, BNG said I should bouquet bomb a nursing home- brilliant!  

I called Cottage Gardener and told her I needed an accomplice, so she donned her ninja suit and came right over.  We put together around seven individual bouquets plus one giant one for a common area.  Now lest you begin to think that The Angry Gardener is in reality a big mush, lemme just tell you.  

I don't dig nursing homes or old people.  I am not about visiting strangers either so we just took the flowers into the reception area and dropped them off.  The receptionist wanted our names and addresses so we could be sent thank you notes.  I thought about it for .003 seconds and then said, "No.  This is Anonymous."  (I don't think she understood the double entendre.  Hell, I barely do.)  And then we were outta there.

PS:  I bouquet bombed CG during the course of this mission.  She got a really kick ass bouquet with hydrangea and lavender.