This just in: the engineer still held hostage by forest animals

A hostage crisis develops when one or more terrorists or criminals hold people against their will and try to hold off the authorities by force, threatening to kill the hostages if provoked or attacked.

We received this horrifying video confirming that the engineer is still alive and still in captivity.  He is also mildly annoyed.  Caution: This is not for the faint of heart.  Do not watch all the way to the end unless you can tolerate extreme examples of slight irritation.

Send the kids out of the room and click here.

Watership DOWN

Rabbit politics can be brutal. Nevertheless, it should be noted that Barney brings them back alive. Anyone can catch a dead rabbit (just ask a certain Monster), but it takes skill to catch a live one. By the scruff of the neck. And bring it home to show off. Barney says "Live bunneh show, or it didn't happen." So I can definitely back up The Angry Gardener when she says we have never "posted a picture of a dead bunny" on this blog. We could have. But we didn't.

Also, I must remind you that we are at war with an unknown terrorist enemy. As I type this, they are holding the engineer hostage and making unreasonable ridiculous demands.  We will not meet these demands, as Broken Barn Industries Ink does not negotiate with terrorists, or anyone else for that matter.