Showing posts with label rage. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rage. Show all posts

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Why I don't use iTunes.

Some of you know of my reasons for not using iTunes. It's not designed for people like me. The music player called iTunes is a database of information about your music, which it keeps in folders that it would rather you didn't fuck with. Within each folder are songs, and within each song is metadata about the artist, genre, track number, etc.

Maybe I think differently than most people, but I keep my music in folders. I don't trust tags or databases to keep track of my meticulously organized garbage dump of music. As a result, I have a large number of untagged tracks. This is a problem, because these all show up with the same name in iTunes. I have a lot of songs named "Track 01". Now here's the rub: even though iTunes itself relies on the underlying folder structure, it will not pass that information on to you. Or to me.

For millions of years, since way before cavemen first invented early iPods, all music players have supported the file system. It was a simple affair to browse music by artist, album, song name, or FILE LOCATION. I've said it before and I'll say it again: People who don't know where their data is don't deserve to have data, and truly, they have none. They are bodyless head-zombies, and they walk among us.

For the sake of evolution, please learn to think in terms of nested directories, people. It's important.

Anyway, I solved all my problems and eliminated poverty and disease when I switched to Songbird. Join me. Open source, lots of plug-ins, and oh look: Browse your music directories directly, without using the the library. Have you spent a lot of time organizing your music directory, but... are the id3 tags not all correct? Are you a social outcast because you trust a file system instead of a database?

Well listen unto me, collectors and completists. Name me one storage format that has stayed standardized for more than 20 years. What archive medium allows convenient portability among the widest variety of devices? What user interface has preserved the same exact paradigm since it's very inception? The hierarchical file system.

Why? Because it's a fractal. It's built in to us, and everything we experience. It's just a tree, but it's one of the most powerful ideas we have. Way more powerful than a music player.

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Ice Cream Rage!!!

I sent this off to the Unilever people today. Sections are repeats from an earlier post, but I'm not sure if they read the blog, so I had to include it.
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Dear Unilever,

Well, I see that you are now including tara gum in your ice cream. I used to buy Breyers because it was composed of all natural ingredients. Now I won't be buying your ice cream anymore.

Breyers used to have a wonderful light and crumbly texture that melted on your tongue like weightless deliciousness. Now it feels like some kind of petrochemical goo, or possibly cold shampoo.

Don't give me any guff about tara gum being "natural". Yeah, it comes from the Earth, but it's NOT NATURAL to put it in ice cream. Bird crap is also all natural, but you don't put THAT in your ice cream do you?

I mean seriously, did your grandmother's ice cream recipe call for "gum" of any kind? I think not, and I rest my case. Here's a real ice cream recipe, since you seem to have forgotten how to make proper ice cream:


* eggs
* sugar
* salt
* vanilla extract
* cream
* milk

* chipped ice
* rock salt

And that's all.



Seriously, I am so pissed off at you guys right now. You had the one good real traditional ice cream on the market, and you ruined it.