Sunday, August 9, 2009

Dear Home Depot, Walmart, Kmart, Lowe's and any other big box store responsible,

Thank you VERY FUCKING MUCH for this:
Yeah. Those are my heirloom, organic, yellow pear, started-from-seed-by-my-daughter tomatoes felled by blight. I only have three plants and I'm merely pissed. My livelihood isn't at stake here. But every tomato farm in New York is in trouble.

I realize, of course, that by mentioning those stores by name, the random ad generator will probably think it's a good idea to post their ads on our blog. That's just fine. We will be using all the revenue generated to shop at places like Noch Fiernan, Helderledge and Faddegon's. So I reiterate, fuck you, big box assholes.

PS: Apologies for offending language. I am that f***ing mad. Seriously.

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