I realize, of course, that by mentioning those stores by name, the random ad generator will probably think it's a good idea to post their ads on our blog. That's just fine. We will be using all the revenue generated to shop at places like Noch Fiernan, Helderledge and Faddegon's. So I reiterate, fuck you, big box assholes.
PS: Apologies for offending language. I am that f***ing mad. Seriously.