Here is a thing I have learned over the years: When you are sad or worried or angry or what- have-you, you can employ any number of healthy tools to combat said what-have-you. The tools are as follows:
- Do yoga
- Eat Vitamin-of-the-Year
- Document your family tree
- Get a massage/ self-care session of I-Love-Me
- Call a friend
- Talk To A Professional
- Take Drugs
I'm sure there are more but I'm too tired to name them- you get the idea. Now, don't get me wrong. None of those are bad ideas. Allow me, however, to offer my own idea:
Bobbing for apples whilst listening to the one and only Machine Gun Fellatio...
