Pseudoscience & Shit

Here is a thing I have learned over the years:  When you are sad or worried or angry or what- have-you, you can employ any number of healthy tools to combat said what-have-you.  The tools are as follows:

• Do yoga
• Eat Vitamin-of-the-Year
• Document your family tree
• Get a massage/ self-care session of I-Love-Me
• Call a friend
• Talk To A Professional
• Take Drugs

I'm sure there are more but I'm too tired to name them- you get the idea.  Now, don't get me wrong.  None of those are bad ideas.  Allow me, however, to offer my own idea:

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