Rabbit politics can be brutal. Nevertheless, it should be noted that Barney brings them back alive. Anyone can catch a dead rabbit (just ask a certain Monster), but it takes skill to catch a live one. By the scruff of the neck. And bring it home to show off. Barney says "Live bunneh show, or it didn't happen." So I can definitely back up The Angry Gardener when she says we have never "posted a picture of a dead bunny" on this blog. We could have. But we didn't.
Also, I must remind you that we are at war with an unknown terrorist enemy. As I type this, they are holding
the engineer hostage and making unreasonable ridiculous demands. We will not meet these demands, as Broken Barn Industries Ink does not negotiate with terrorists, or anyone else for that matter.
5 comments:
good.
that means my haikus will go unchallenged. :)
also - was there a return address on that bunnylove note??
We know who the bunnyloveer is. And we know where she lives!
is the engineer the bunnylover?
No. He's kidnapped anyway. Maybe by bunnies. Maybe by squirrels. No, the bunnylover is not the engineer, and is female.
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