Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Today...

... Governor Paterson admitted to having done coke. In The Past. He must be really pissing off all the people that wanna tell on him for stuff- "Dammit! He told before us again!!"
We figure he's just gonna keep telling stuff. Fer instance, maybe he's not really blind- "That was In The Past and I haven't done it in years". And, "Just so you know, In the Past I was a transgendered stripper, but that does NOT impact my ability to govern effectively."
He must have slept with only other politicians' and reporters' wives that he feels compelled to just keep telling on himself. Or maybe he has some disorder that makes him do it. I can't wait to hear tomorrow's.

1 comment:

BammerKT said...

Frankly, I'm thinking that Paterson is only a shade higher on the Sin-O-Meter than, say, Gene Simmons or Sammy Hagar. Although, there is the possibility that it's only true because he can't see some of the sins he's missing. Plus, we have no way of knowing if the confessions are going to keep on coming. . . .