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The Mister sent me a link to this ebay listing:

The imaginary dog is a female, and her name is Abby. Abby is a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel, and she is very good with kids. I've had her for about 5 months, and I can not keep her, because the new house I'm renting will not allow me to keep dogs their. I found Abby at the adoption center after she was living with a family that abused her. She is in great shape now, and is only about a year and a half old. This dog has to be bought soon, or I will have to take her to the pound. I will ship the dog to you in a small box with a few holes poked in the top so she can breathe. You will also get an imaginary food bowl, water bowl, leash, and collar. She is a very good dog, and you will not be disappointed with your purchase. I know she is very expensive, but it is very rare to find an imaginary dog like this one.
 
The dog can not be returned, and all sales will be final. I only accept you paying through PayPal so it will be safer, and easier for both of us. I ship to all 50 States, and worldwide w/free shipping. 

The current bid is $100.  Go figure.