This just in: the engineer still held hostage by forest animals

A hostage crisis develops when one or more terrorists or criminals hold people against their will and try to hold off the authorities by force, threatening to kill the hostages if provoked or attacked.

We received this horrifying video confirming that the engineer is still alive and still in captivity.  He is also mildly annoyed.  Caution: This is not for the faint of heart.  Do not watch all the way to the end unless you can tolerate extreme examples of slight irritation.

Send the kids out of the room and click here.