Since We're Grownups

(See previous post) We can go to the gift shop whenever we want. And use our credit cards. And not have to request it in writing via a guestbook. Since all of that's true, we didn't really find anything we wanted in the giftshop except this:

My mister is a candy afficianado, so I hadda buy it. There was self-interest too. I wanted to cook it and see how much it sizzled. Turns out that it'll sizzle pretty much indefinitely, then start to burn, then sizzle some more when you run it under cold water.