Monday, August 1, 2011
Chipmunks are kinda cute. They don't bother me or my gardens as much as squirrels do. Their apartment complexes in the stone walls provide endless entertainment for Monster. And I love how they raise their little flag tails when crossing streets. But this is not cute:
In case you're wondering, he's not dead. I thought he might be. It was really hot out and I thought maybe he ate so much he couldn't fit his fat little ass back out of the hole. But no. He was frozen with fear due to my huge human eyes being level with his. I tilted the feeder and he bolted. What pisses me off the most is that he's not really eating. He's just stuffing his face and then storing the seeds where MY BIRDS can't get it. Fuck you, cutie.
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