I went to your blog and while mostly amusing, you could have warned a sista’ about the dead bunny pictures. I think I am going to have to refrain from visiting the site if I can expect more poor defenseless dead animal pictures. I wonder what PETA would think? I hope you are happy that my peaceful sleep will now be plagued with nightmares of little bunnies being slaughter.
May the Lord be with you!
A letter from a concerned descendant of the Swiss Family Robinson’s.
[name redacted by management]
Oh dear, how distressing- I've offended an obviously sensitive soul! However shall I remedy this?! Oh, here, you nitwit Ms. Robinson:
Look, the bunnies fight back, honest! I learned it on the internet. They really are NOT defenseless, you see? Barney himself claims self-defense. Ms. Robinson (or is it MRS.???), I promise never to post another picture of a dead bunny. What Barney does on his own time with my log-in is really beyond my control.
Dear Everyone Else,
I do not and have not ever seen a dead bunny on this blog. Have you? I didn't think so. This whole situation reminds me of this quote: "We discovered that the scrupulously strict were correspondently keen to discern suggestions of dead bunnies where nobody else would think of looking for them." - Minna Everleigh, Chicago madam
Dear Everyone Else,
I do not and have not ever seen a dead bunny on this blog. Have you? I didn't think so. This whole situation reminds me of this quote: "We discovered that the scrupulously strict were correspondently keen to discern suggestions of dead bunnies where nobody else would think of looking for them." - Minna Everleigh, Chicago madam
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I'm sure new bunnehs have sprouted up already to replace those other ones we have no proof of ever having died.
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