Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Stoofoo, Crickets*

I hear crickets.  They started exactly on August 1st and they haven't shut up since.  It's a lovely sound except that it lullllllllllllllllllllllllllllls.  It's like they are trying to put me to sleep for the winter already.  I say, "Crickets, shut the fuck up and get a calendar."  It's like this:  Summer officially lasts until September 23rd, so for any of you, crickets included, that are prematurely bemoaning the end up summer, please do shut the fuck up.  It aint over till it's over.  The leaves on the trees are GREEN.  My flowers are still blooming.  There is no "back to school" shit around here.  The windows are still open.  THE SUN IS SHINING, OKAY??!!!  We are not about pumpkins and colored leaves and shit yet.  Get it?  Good.  Thank you and enjoy your summer.

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*Stoofoo is STFU spelled phonetically.

PS:  Those are my hummingbird feeders in the picture.  I am not washing them and putting them away for the year because the hummingbirds KNOW it's still summer and they're still here.  I was just washing and refilling them.  S'there.


Sid said...

Well,Dont forget to spray the holes with pam, to keep the bee's away. Thank You

BNG said...

I love this post, I've been wanting to shout this at people too! Everyone is like wahwah summer is over, and it most surely is not, in fact the weather for the next month is the best time of year!

So there now I ranted too lol, thanks for the validation. :)

Broken Barn Industries said...

Amen, sistah!

MizFannie™ said...

And Jiminy!!!!! We don't care if you know Tinkerbell! Just shup all ready!

Broken Barn Industries said...

Tell it, MizFannie!